John's reaction to this mishap is philosophical. At least now his new show can consider – not just the Nation's moral decline – but the vast range of exotic breads appearing in the high street, as the humble roll fades into obscurity. Paninis, ciabattas, pittas, plus the peshwari naan which John recently enjoyed a bite of ("It absolutely blew me away"), inspiring his exciting new ballad "How's your nan?"
£18 (£15 concs)
Sheffield City Hall, Barkers Pool