Grand Piano – Review


A combination of both “concept-thriller” and “bottle-thriller” (ie. takes place in a single location), Grand Piano sees Elijah Wood as concert pianist Tom Selznick; whose grand concert performance is hijacked by a would-be sniper threatening to execute both Tom and his wife should Tom fail to complete his performance flawlessly. Sort of Phone Booth with a piano, really.


Allegedly learning to play piano specifically for the role, Wood’s performance is exemplary; his balance of technical proficiency working in brilliant tandem with the verbal back-and-forth at hand. Sadly however, Wood is the film’s only real saving grace; with a ridiculously contrived plot, a bland villainous performance from John Cusack (whose casting would have been a great twist had the filmmakers learnt from Phone Booth and simply kept his name off the credits), obvious telegraphing of the story’s biggest beats, and a conclusion nicked wholesale from the National Treasure movies of all things.


As far as Wood goes, it’s a strong performance with which to follow up last year’s superb remake of Maniac, and Eugenio Mira makes a very fine directorial effort. However, Grand Piano misses notes with alarming frequency; Tamsin Egerton and Allen Leech for example are woefully miscast, whilst a third act vocal performance is near baffling to behold. For fans of Elijah Wood, it’s a must-see; but as thrillers go, it’s less intelligently crafted than the average SyFy channel effort.



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In it
Elijah Wood, Kerry Bishé, Alex Winter

Behind it
Eugenio Mira

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