Exposed Awards 2012!
When times are tougher than Ma Aldi's steaks you need more sauce than Hendersons…
But we ain't chopped liver. Who cares if we livin' under da cosh? Da mooks at Exposed are beating da prohibition with da party to end all parties! And youse are all invitied!
*Takes off fedora, removes match from mouth* That's better. This April, we're taking over the O2 Academy for the official Exposed Awards 2012 and the theme is PROHIBITION. So grab your Zoot Suit and mosey on down for an evening at the Exposed speakeasy!
But wait! Not so faaaast! We ain't going nowhere without your ammo! Comedian, musician and Radio Sheffield DJ Toby "Tattlin'" Foster is gonna be whistlin' Dixie if we ain't got a glorious gang o' winners to coo over…
We need your votes!
The Exposed Awards are made up of 100% reader votes. This is your chance to have your say about your city. Got a fave bar? Love a club night? Mad about a band? VOTE!
Each year we get tens of thousands of votes and each one is painstakingly counted. We take a lot of pride in what we do – and The Exposed Awards are the fairest in the whole of the kingdom. Fact.
Your vote could make all the difference and the process is smoother than our Editor's patter. Just click here to cast your votes online or at one of our legendary voting boxes strewn across the city. Voting commences at midnight on Wednesday February 1 and ends at midnight on Friday March 16.
As an added bonus, everyone who votes will automatically enter a draw to win a really rather nice iPad 2 with 16GB and Wi-Fi. We’ll also be giving out VIP awards package and spot prizes every week from now until the close of voting. So make sure those voting boxes are as full as that mook Capone's wallet, aye?
Wanna join the party?
Tickets for the Exposed Awards 2012 are available now priced £10 and £4 (plus VAT). The former will get you a seat at a VIP table along with complimentary boozy refreshments and nibbles. The latter will simply allow entry to the venue where you can schmooze with Sheffield royalty and potentially make a drunken mess of yourself. There’s 37 tables of ten available on a first come, first served basis, along with limited standing room – so I shouldn’t dilly-dally if I was you. Email Steve 'Shoulders' Squibb or call (0114) 2757709 to nail yours and we’ll see you there, you filthy animals.